Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
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Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
A man is being divorced by his wife after his penis extension snapped off during sex.
Doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia, had fitted the special prosthetic when Grigory Toporov, 47, told them he didn't measure up to his wife's expectations in the bedroom.
But she was horrified when the extension broke off during a wild sex session.
"I told her I would get a new one but she wasn't having any of it. She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce," said Toporov.
Oh dear seems that an "extra inch or two" is not the solution...lol
Doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia, had fitted the special prosthetic when Grigory Toporov, 47, told them he didn't measure up to his wife's expectations in the bedroom.
But she was horrified when the extension broke off during a wild sex session.
"I told her I would get a new one but she wasn't having any of it. She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce," said Toporov.
Oh dear seems that an "extra inch or two" is not the solution...lol
Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Perhaps that extra 'inch or two' was the only thing giving him 'an inch or two'!
He should have got one of those medical procedures -
Strapadicktome.
:-)
He should have got one of those medical procedures -
Strapadicktome.
:-)
Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
:-) oh i say.......
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Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
maybe she should just buy a rampant rabbit lol
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