Very Funny Link From West Ham Footy Board

[Chok Dee Ja]

Some hilarious quotes

http://boards.footymad.net/mboard/fmb.php?tno=551&fid=455&sty=2&act=1&mid=2136363471

Enjoy :)

Extracts from above

Thank you very much for your email. Just out of interest, how did you get my details? I bet is was Kendo Nagasaki wasn't it? He knows everyone in your piss poor continent but he's got a good eye for a business deal. LOL :-)

"This must remain secret though, if my wife knew I was doing this she'd do her f***ing nut" :-)

[Chok Dee Ja]

" I am very eager to get the ball rolling but I am getting very suspicious. In your first email you told me your surname was Otuoyo but now you've changed it to Ojiko. Are you f***ing with me? :-)

"I want to do business with you, but I need to make sure you are who you say you are. Can you email me a picture of yourself holding a sign with IMA KUNT written on it. Once I have this I will give you my telephone number and address. I must see the picture first though. :-) :-)