diet to beat stress

by Thistle Sun 01 Feb 2009, 1:27 pm

This is a
specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that
builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal
toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed
chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from
the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate
topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic
bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT
SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER
:
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Send this to four women
and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all the women you know (or
ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs

IF you delete this message you will
gain 10 kgs

Finally, here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil
proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have
started.......

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and
hadn't finished; and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha,
a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

Yu haf no idr who
gud I fel.

by kiwis kitten Sun 01 Feb 2009, 1:47 pm

:-) good one !!!!!

by karma Sun 01 Feb 2009, 2:19 pm

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