A message for the day...words of wisdom...or a saying ..

In real love you want the other person's good.

In romantic love you want the other person..

You cannot define talent. All you can do is build the greenhouse and see if it grows.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why risk it?

What is learned in the cradle lasts to the grave.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

if your having a bad day, get drunk!!

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

"If you cant beat them join them ".

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Good one!


When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

If you see a giraffe,punch it.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

It's always good to marry a man with a pierced ear - he's well prepared for married life as he's experienced pain & bought jewellery

Treat people as you'd like to be treated

"He who laughs last laughs loudest".

He who laughs last doesn't get the joke....

laugh and the world laughs with you .cry and you cry alone

We are all unique and special