Man charged with assaulting a cop after breaking wind !

A driver has been charged with assaulting a cop - after allegedly breaking wind and fanning it at him.
Jose Cruz, 34, was in a police station after failing a roadside breath test.
Police
papers say he moved towards the officer, "lifted his leg and passed gas
loudly. The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or
provoking nature".
Cruz, of Clarksburg, West Virginia, claimed
cops refused him a loo break and said: "I couldn't hold it no more. Now
I could be facing time."
He faces four other road charges.


When you got to go you got to go.

Crikey. I could get life for some of mine!